Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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