you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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