The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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