absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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