He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he puts the penis in happiness.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
