I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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