How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
someone owes me an orgasm
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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