But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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