Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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