I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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