You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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