ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i think i have two assholes
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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