would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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