I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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