covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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