Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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