Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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