This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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