So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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