About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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