I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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