You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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