Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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