gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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