Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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