That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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