everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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