At least make sure they are 18
Why
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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