u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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