I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
