we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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