I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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