Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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