No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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