it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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