There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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