no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Dear god my vagina.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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