jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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