Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Randomize
