Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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