found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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