i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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