Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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