I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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