I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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