is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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