Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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