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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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