is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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