you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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