I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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