Pants 0. Shit 1.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
My life is pants optional.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
