Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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