I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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