how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just want to make out with him forever
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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