It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
